High Concept

Listen up, you want to hear this one
This guy, he thinks that he's the son of a king
A magic king who always saves the day
Appears from nowhere, beats the bad guys flat.
It turns out later he's from our world, see,
He bought their world on craigslist. When he sleeps
Then he's the king. By day, this king, he's just
A working stiff who's holding down a job.
He's got a real life family as well
And one's a spy—but getting back on track
This guy, the prince, he's not the prince at all,
But no one knows the truth, not even his mom.
The shark could shapeshift, see, and when they did
The deed, the shark had morphed into the king.
The shark? Oh yeah. You heard me right. The shark.
You see this shark has been sent back in time
This shark's a killing machine, a real machine
I mean it, he's a cyborg shark that talks
And changes shape, but I told you that before.
This guy, the prince, he's got no luck with girls
He's kinda weird, he eats his forks and knives
And for a gag he'll crawl under the table
With the dangling legs—we'll license the theme from Jaws.
And he just can't sit still, he's fidgety
Cause he's part shark, he's always got to move.
But what's the big idea? I'm glad you asked.
This guy, he wants to be the king someday
But he can't be the king until he's hitched.
So there's this girl the king wants him to wed
A princess too, we'll cast some frigid blonde
But there's this other girl he really wants,
But she's a servant girl and he's a prince.
He runs away and hangs around in bars
He holds his liquor well and glasses too
He's good at pool and lends his winnings out.
This one old sailor type takes him aside
And says he's off the path, this ain't for him
And tells the guy he needs to go to sea.
He books a trip on this big-ass ocean liner
That sinks, and while it's going down, that guy,
The same old guy, appears and tells him how
He's destined to become the chosen one
Gives him a talisman, tells him to go.
And once he hits the water, man, he flies
He's in his element, cause he's part shark.
And then his dad shows up, the cyborg shark
And tells his kid how he came back in time
And has a mission from the Vatican
To kill whoever bears the talisman
Cause there's some ancient secret could get loose.
They raid the coast, searching the ships they sink
Until they sink the ship his girl is on,
The servant girl, the one he really wants.
His dad thinks she should die, he disagrees
He beats his dad and gets the girl, but then
With his last breath, the cyborg shark reveals
He always knew he had the talisman
And tried to keep him safe because he knew
The Vatican had sent more cyborgs back
And they will never stop until they have
The talisman and kill the chosen one.
We end the movie there and start the buzz
For a TV series. It'll run for years.
So tell me what you think and don't hold back.
Now hold on just a minute, think it through—
How dare you sir? That's just ridiculous.
This show is nothing like that anime.
Our talking shark's a cyborg. Theirs just talks.

Bestsellers and blockbusters

I say that bestsellers and blockbusters should be respected if only for being timely and workmanlike. These are not easy things to be. Timely and workmanlike, as nebulous qualities go, are harder to achieve than the luminosity, importance, rawness and insight whose indices adorn blurbs and websites.

I so hold to this prejudice that I am willing to avoid people who do not share it—even if they have no other faults. To yield to the pretensions of the third derivative of an empty movement while damning the unpretension of the disciplined pacing of stock characters through a snap-fit plot seems to me an imbalance of mind tantamount to sickness.

The one reasonable excuse for this—fear of the institutional power behind bestsellers and blockbusters, and love of the spirit of independenc—has become irrelevant. Now it is the litterateur and the artiste who are the product of a program, who move through conferences and aspire to places in the system; it is the hack who independently conceives a project, carries it out through difficulty, and is left with the task of promotion, lucky along the way to find a printer or distributor. That is not to say that the hack should be loved for being independent; only that this basis is wrong, and wrong in a silly way.

How, then, to explain it?

There is, of course, the simple perverse pleasure of contrariness and contradiction. But this is the consequence of a lack. Suppose that someone tells you that it is night, when it is in fact day. If that person say so calmly, with some trace of humor, you may suspect that you are being drawn out; and if you proceed you will hear something half-clever like "It's always night somewhere," or "I just got in and as far as my jet lag is concerned it's midnight."

Someone says such things believing that to assent would be to have nothing to say. But this is false. To agree and to have something to say in agreement is a skill of its own; one, alas, which smart people often lack. "Yes, and a hot one." "Yes, but not much of one—it's so cloudy." (With a slight contrariness subordinated for piquancy.)

A critic, or anyone inclined to be critical, meets an unfamiliar problem in treating a bestseller or a blockbuster. Used to having to curate good things—instructing ignorance, beguiling indifference, or disarming hostility—the critic may lack the art, having gotten by without it, of gracefully adding one particular voice to a general acclaim. Through the fault in this lack they may overrate themselves, take up arms as if criticism had a responsibility to those who do not seek it out, and flail against the unfamiliar force of a human tide, awkward as stylites in a subway station. And on the other side of this lack they may sometimes absurdly concede their responsibilities (say, fawning over a TV show, and just as it starts to decline.)

This skill, which I will call corroboration—distinct from conversation—is a useful one. Criticism is not the only context in which the lack of this middle leaves only the polar resorts of hostility or servility. Corroboration makes a pair with conversation, and is more than its match. Conversation has many prerequisites; corroboration is as possible as communication. Though I doubt it can be taught—for it requires just that broadness and attention and readiness to improvise which cannot be privately exercised—it is a skill that should be expected of the educated, for it is the skill that lets you talk to people as such, and saves the mind from having to spurn the human race in growing to serve it.

True, it edges on dishonesty. There is an urge to corroborate that can induce oversimplification and overconfidence; that, when you have something to contribute—when you are aware of something unknown to your interlocutor's project or observation, yet relevant to it, whether bearing or simply confirming, compels you to speak. But common discretion will save you: when you open your mouth and say something stupid, the mistake is not being stupid—to be stupid is no more a mistake than to be young; the mistake is to open your mouth.

The blogosphere is distinct from and better than its Internet predecessors—especially Usenet—in being founded on this urge. Popular bloggers, in this way, can divide the labor of an essayist, beginning in the Addisonian manner with an incident that got them thinking, but leaving the work of supplying likenesses and drawing conclusions from it to their commenting audience.

Corroboration, and not conversation, is the mode of discussion in our Web 2.0; almost as if the possibilities of conversation had been exhausted in the mile-deep threads of the last web, flammable and threatening with their flames and trolls, and we now wish to settle into a calmer process, not letting ideas contend directly, but developing them in their separate camps and letting them compete upon the shelves of a marketplace of ideas.

These names are fluid: what I distinguish by corroboration and conversation as modes of discussion might be distinguished by discussion and argument as modes of conversation or by contradiction and development as modes of argument. All these terms are too basic to be used without equivocality. (Certainly I use them inconsistently between essays.) But the two must be distinguished because confusing them is disastrous. To want one and get the other is as disastrous (among other basic equivocalities) as wanting love and getting comfort, as wanting a friend and getting a lover.

Be capable of both; know the season of each. If you corroborate when you should converse or be silent, you will take a side without meaning to. Your person may be a friend to two enemies; your voice cannot be. If you converse when you should corroborate or be silent, you betray yourself. You cannot, particularly, attack one object of a pleasure without attacking the pleasure itself. Attack the institution of bestsellers and blockbusters and you attack the pleasure that is in stories; and you are not the stronger.


The subject calls for disclaiming. For the convenience of familiarity I follow the American usage of "football" for armored rugby and "soccer" for association football. I care about neither; my interest is in the problem. By the consensus of the preponderance of human beings, even in the English-speaking world, soccer is the best team sport to watch. Yet Americans do not even reject it; they do not notice it at all—which seems to the rest of the world a diathesis so bizarre that it must find our sin.

But the answer to this problem is simple. In the sports that Americans recognize as such the difference between spectators and player is one of degree. The spectators of football, basketball, or baseball are all capable of playing the game; the players differ from them only by dedication and hypertrophy. Most of the pleasure is the sense of vicarious participation.

Spectators at a soccer game are as remote from what they watch as spectators at a horse race or a cockfight. Soccer begins in the suppression of instinct; it is an invented and unnatural way of moving that must be imposed in place of instinct. In technique soccer is closer to a performance art than to a sport. That is not an insult; art hurts, and performers must be tough. But learning to play soccer must begin very young, when habit is most ductile and instincts have yet to calcify. To Americans, this remoteness simply excludes soccer from the definition of sports.

Americans expect and are afforded the sense of vicarious participation everywhere in public life, even at the cost of concealing definite but remote offices and vocations with the vaguer but more sympathetic individualities of the people who hold them. Consider our native music, where the perceptibly individual singer (especially songwriter), whatever the voice they are blessed or cursed with, eclipses any number of virtuoso instrumentalists, and where even the homuncular pop singer must observe the formality of protesting an artistic identity.

The rest of the world finds it easiest and seemliest to leave each sphere of public life to the kind of personality fit for it. Therein parliamentary democracy is not unlike soccer, where politicians are not expected to be like people—not better than people, simply different, political all the way through; cells in the political organism of the party, which misleadingly shares a name with what is not at all its American equivalent.

We get more second-rate singer-songwriters than first-rate symphonies; we vote down vague individualities of proved competence for clear individualities with vague credentials and vaguer positions; we watch the silly game of football. But we have this: soccer's enthusiast is the rioter; football's enthusiast is the armchair quarterback—which is one of the world's noblest types. Democracy can work only because of persons of that character; those who take the time and make the effort to work out what I would do.

Comparing arts 3/3


Comparison creates art; comparison destroys art. What can be done with this double conclusion? Does it mean that art is futile?

Certainly all art is failed art, because all art presupposes that transformation can achieve transubstantiation. Cotton becomes canvas, oil and pigment become paint. Wood and resin become soundboard, horsehair that lately switched flies becomes bow. A dip in the palette, a flick of the wrist, makes a shape; a touch of rosin, a gesture of the arm, makes a note. The shapes make pictures; the notes make music.

Something really does happen; but just what happens is the same for all arts. They find their way to the same place, to pattern and proportion; what the artist does floats over the matter of the work just as ideas float over words. Those who affect to love art and despise words deceive themselves: if words are to be despised, so is art; if art is to be respected, so are words. For that sensuous element constitutes art not because it is ever special—they all enter through the senses as pale nerve information, and the brain dyes them in feeling—but because it is the antagonist of art. The sweetness of art is the bittersweetness of a fight entered in the certainty of defeat.

This failure is common and universal: it is the world's failure and mankind's, who are likewise the transformation of organic chemistry and chemo-electrical feedback and (unless God help) are likewise, for all that they are perfected, never independent of the matter they comprise. Matter has no decorum. What we value most is inflection and recombination of what we value least. What paints and sings, what loves and bears well, what stands for and roars out, is what chews and squats, what sweats and stinks—what rots.

To speak less abstractly: to define arts by comparison, as they must be defined, admits that arts can be defined; and whatever can be defined shares the futility that is the lexicographer's dilemma: words find the words that define them by arcs that are segments of circles. Definition chases itself forever. Among us now, to be an artist presupposes a contempt for words as compromised over against art as pure, veiling what art penetrates. Life itself, for us, only confuses and conceals where art sees and enters. But this is wrong. There are no exceptions for art. Nothing resolves the mystery. Art appears omnipotent because each form makes its own world; but set these worlds against each other and the familiar circle reappears, a great circle described by a skittering orbit of a smooth, sealed mystery.

Comparing arts 2/3


Definition is dangerous. A perfect definition is an obituary. Even an imperfect definition may be restrictive—an obituary in progress, like a resumé. To define art as what is compared to art is a comprehensive definition; but it would be lethal even if it were not comprehensive. Pater was right in this: art cannot survive the possibility of mutual comparison. There are two reasons.

  1. The possibility of comparison confuses the hierarchy of arts and art's place in a hierarchy of activities. It was possible to maintain a secure distinction of high and low arts only while the conditions of technology denied the low arts the permanence, portability, and abstraction from material and social conditions, necessary to present them critically as objects of comparison. Criticism is still catching up with what technology did in the 20th century—the concretion of the ephemeral in photos, records, and movies—and meanwhile technology has done more. Very little that human beings do cannot now be made permanent, portable, and abstract; anything permanent, portable, and abstract can be compared to an art; and thus anything can be an art.

    But isn't that a good thing; isn't that progress? Pater himself wanted to extend artistic deliberation to every aspect of life, wanted to "burn with a hard, gemlike flame." He called that "success in life"; so why not bless technology for giving us all success?

    But Pater's flame is hard—it resists—and it is gemlike—it must be cut and shaped. Technology makes us burn with a soft, plastic flame. To live artistically is a commitment; like any commitment, it is defined by what it forswears: vulgarity, compromise, deference, and waste. To simply live in art is proposed to us instead as a gift.

    Unsleeping technology making unrelieved art will destroy art, but not by cheapening and over-familiarizing it; not by flattening life by raising it all to artistic elevation. Art is a faculty, not an activity. What is done artistically is done by the same means and with the same technique as what is done mechanically. Painters and house painters both use brushes and paint; but one is an art, and the other is not. That more paint goes on walls than on canvas does not endanger painting as an art. Painting employs the faculty and the activity; house painting employs only the activity.

    Instead, the ubiquity and cheapness of art destroys art because the comparisons that define art lose their force when an infinity of potential comparisons promises the certainty of a counterexample. Comparisons become first provisional, then unstable, then uncertain; and art, borderless, falls apart.
  2. The possibility of comparing arts confuses quality in arts. This is not a new problem; it has nothing to do with technology.

    A great poem "paints a picture"; a great picture "has poetry." A great piece of music "builds in air"; a great building "is frozen music." Great novels "have a theme;" great essays "tell a story." And so forth.

    Such reactions are so familiar that their destructiveness is hidden. But they do indeed destroy what they praise. They destroy great work because they link genius in one art to mediocrity in another. They imply that the greatest success of a poem to suggest to sensibility and cultivation what a journeyman painter can show to a child. That a picture succeeds in mere verse. That music succeeds in mere enclosure. The architecture succeeds in a ditty. That a novel succeeds in an epigram. That an essay succeeds in an anecdote.

    Of course, if the perceiver is an artist in that other medium, the reaction may itself be a paraphrase of artistic value, and we get Pictures at an Exhibition. But that is rare enough to be sublime when it happens. For the rest, the comparisons that result from success are so many ways to negate and contain it: perhaps to resize it for criticism; perhaps to evade some command in it to change; perhaps to suppress your envy of its maker, or your despair, in looking on it, for your own efforts.

    This could be what Pater had in mind: that comparison of single works is not a way to explain them but to escape them.

Comparing arts 1/3

[About two months ago, I found on the estimable Raminagrobis a short essay on a subject I had intended to write about at length. He employed some of the same examples that I had intended to use, and came to some of the same conclusions. I chose to take this as encouragement and write the essay in the heat of competition and conversation. Interruptions and distractions deprived me of that chance; but I still owe him notice for setting me in motion.]


Walter Pater, in The Renaissance of 1873, so begins the essay "The School of Giorgione":

It is the mistake of much popular criticism to regard poetry, music, and painting—all the various products of art—as but translations into different languages of one and the same fixed quantity of imaginative thought, supplemented by certain technical qualities of colour, in painting; of sound, in music; of rhythmical words, in poetry. In this way, the sensuous element in art, and with it almost everything in art that is essentially artistic, is made a matter of indifference; and a clear apprehension of the opposite principle--that the sensuous material of each art brings with it a special phase or quality of beauty, untranslatable into the forms of any other, an order of impressions distinct in kind--is the beginning of all true aesthetic criticism.

When I first read this, it shocked me. This idea that each art-form is unique and incomparable is so far from obvious, that to accept it would negate art.

Pater himself was either not audacious enough to pursue the idea, or wrote carelessly and meant something else. Both excuses are implausible; but he must be excused, since this is the same essay that delivers the sentence All arts aspire to the condition of music—which must have seemed profound, before Schoenberg undertook to reinvent music on the model of painting.

Aristotle relied on painting to inform drama, both in extent (not too short, like a painting of a flea, nor too long, like a life-size painting of a monster a mile long) and to supply its content—representation or mimesis—which he justified by the pleasure of any accurate painting, even of something unpleasant. Ut pictura poesis; the Renaissance poet's commonplace that painting is dumb poetry, and Leonardo's unhelpful refutation, poetry is blind painting; Qianlong's exaltation of painting as the model of decoration; Whistler's politely overlooked studies and compositions and symphonies—but enough. More can always be found. Only note that to set a rule for an art, a critic must be able to adduce the material conditions of another art; and to break a rule for an art, an artist must be able to adduce the critical freedom of another.

The depth of this process of making and breaking the definitions of an art by appeal to other arts goes as far back as definitions can be documented. Which art defines which changed; but no art has ever existed alone. (No people, however ancient, are without at least the triangle of music, dancing, and poetry.)

This process of definition by comparison is not only historical or theoretical. Even once definitions are set, it continues at every level of every form. It is no only the origin of art; it is the metabolism of the life of art.

The possibility of combining arts, for example, presupposes the possibility of comparing them. Such composite arts outnumber elemental arts. There are more composite arts than we can name. Music & writing & acting are one kind of drama; music & writing & acting & singing are musicals or operas; music & writing & acting & cinematography are movie; but music & writing & acting & singing & stagecraft & spectacle is as distinct from the simple name musical or opera as these are from plays; yet it goes nameless.

In retrospect, even the arts postulated as elemental are divisible sub-atomically into parts that can be compared: painting, for example, is draftsmanship & composition & coloration; music is rhythm & melody & tone.

Practically, as audience, we regard those arts that require cooperation in their production as essentially composite, and those arts that can be carried out by an individual as essentially elemental; but the possibility of the criticism of an individual artist presumes further fissibility—this painter is a camera, all detail, no balance or flow; this player is a machine, perfect rhythm & perfectly boring.

And to do any criticism beyond rating, we must suppose that even these supposititious pseudo-arts—supposititious because they cannot exist independently; they are seen outside the lab, like strict-sense particles, only in combination—these arts can be compared with each other; for sometimes perfect rhythm, perfect melody, and perfect tone fail to make a perfect fit.

A combination is not simply a sum. It can be better than its parts. In popular music, for example, a good song is, as a rule, the combination of a bad poem with bad music. What it would bore me to read, what it would bore me to play, I find completely satisfying to listen to, so strongly do the ingredients bind together.

But what value remains when we split a composite art? If the composite is simple enough, none; but if the composite is complex, combinations short of the whole may still be worthwhile though the elemental parts are not. A Chinese poem-painting can be appreciated in four ways—accordingly as poetry, calligraphy, and painting are recombined.

Such a relationship between whole and part is a more approachable instantiation of the relationship between whole and whole when a work of one art is translated into a work of another. There are two kinds of artistic translation: when the creator and translator are the same person; and when they are different people. Again, when creator and interpreter are not the same, they may be working collaboratively; or the interpreter may be independent of the creator—part of posterity, even.

When a painter says he wants to paint a poem—so many ladies of Shalott; when a musician wants to score a painting—Tedesco's Goya—when a poet wants to give words to a piece of music—"A Toccata of Galuppi's"; when a musician wants to fit music to words—the "Ode to Joy," Carmina Burana; when a writer wants to fit a story to a poem—"There Will Come Soft Rains"; when a poet wants to fit a poem to a story—"Tithonus" (I take these examples off the top of my head)—we are faced, if the translated work is a success, with something very difficult to criticize. Sometimes the inspiration is plainly tacked on. And the correspondence is not unique—one work may be translated into a single medium several times in several distinct versions. But there is a core of comparability between those versions—silent Romeo and Juliet and a talkie—and between translations into different mediums—Romeo and Juliet as a movie and as a ballet—a core that represents the work abstracted from its medium. This abstracted core cannot be handled directly; but it can be inferred from the signs of its passage.

By translation understand something done to a specific work. There is certainly a sense in which all of a single artist's works resemble each other; and a resemblance between all the art forms of a certain time, place, or class. Such mere affinities are not our concern. They are too tentative and too subjective to analyze: mere family resemblance, we see when we know the relation what we would never seen on our own. Criticism already adduces far too many long-lost cousins; worldly success attracts them during life, but artistic success draws them as it continues to grow in reputation.

Besides whole translation, however, yet above affinity, there is the phenomenon of influence. Influences are, of course, the mechanism of commercial art, which employs art forms together in a relation which is complementary, but not binding. The phenomenon of influence characterizes both artists themselves who seek commercial success—bands, for example, who try to dress like they sound and sound like they dress—and it characterizes the art generated by commerce—the mutual adjustment, for example, of the design necessary to produce a product suitable for advertisement on TV, and the music and direction necessary to produce a TV commercial suitable to the product. This differs from combination because it is unstable. The music and the fashion, the direction and the design, are always pulling one another in a way that ensured both a perpetual movement like a mathematical pattern's towards an unattainable attractor, and sudden phase-shifts when the old elements, having become too well adjusted, make room for a new element that reboots the process—shifts that approximate the succession of new generations to commercial relevance.

(We are used to thinking, in an afterthought Marxist way, that because the faddishness of commercial art serves commerce, it must therefore a consequence of commerce. But we should be past the idea that commerce can create phenomena of human behavior. It can only exploit them. The fad, the fashion, novelty and mode are a permanent possibility of art, though not one always acted out; part of the definition not always realized, like the introns of genetics that code in birds for the scales and teeth of dinosaurs and show up sometimes as deformities.)

But taxonomy is not demonstration. To list the ways in which arts can be compared—criticism, combination, translation, influence—is not to prove that all arts are comparable. But I see no way to define art as such, as distinct from creativity generally, except that art is what can be compared to an art, being the more like an art the more easily and confidently it can be compared. This compasses everything now called, or ever called, art, as well as all extant theories of art—they being reducible to acts of comparison.

Of course, that a definition is comprehensive does not make it true. It may even be a fault, if the definition has no limits. This definition, however, does have some limits. It does not pretend that arts can be recognized by themselves; the act of comparison is necessary. In this it evades the supernatural insight into intentions supposed by the idea that anything is art that is meant to be art. It does not declare that everything is art, nor even that everything now considered art always has been art; it is the act of comparison, not the possibility, that makes an art an art. It also, uniquely, provides for the historical development of arts out of one another, without tabulating which art is ancestral to which: it provides for the fact of a tree, without dictating its shape.

That is not a deductive proof; but I will settle here for induction. Induction better suits an essay.