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Three Horror Stories

I.

"Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

"Sounded like somebody down there calling for help."

"There's nobody down there. The dogs went through last week. They sealed the tunnels after that."

"Yeah, but this seal's not tight. The storm worked it loose. It was cold last night. Somebody could have slipped in."

"I don't hear a damn thing. It's just wind getting in somewhere. The seals are loose, like you said. If you want to keep your job, just get over there and press the damn button. We're running a day late already. We've got to get these tunnels filled in."

II.

"Did you find it, daddy?"

"Find what, little one?"

"Did you find the monster in the basement?"

"Of course. I was looking for the monster. There's no such thing as monsters, little one."

"But I saw it daddy, I know I did! Why are you standing out there, daddy? Come in here where I can see you."

III.

"Thanks for coming so quickly."

"No problem. Somebody told me you were, like, doing medical experiments or something for cash? So, I mean, what's that like?"

"Well. Pain, humiliation, sometimes I could hardly get out of bed for weeks, sometimes I thought I'd go crazy. A lot like the office, actually, except I didn't have to bend over for the boss."

"So how much did you make?"

"I went in for something off the books. Set me up for life."

"What'd they do you? I mean, you even kinda look different."

"Oh, nothing much. Did some funny things to my appetite."

"So where are we going? I'm hungry. We going out?"

"I just ordered in."